I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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