Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he puts the penis in happiness.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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