Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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