Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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