Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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