I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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