sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
whose parrot is this?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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