Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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