Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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