i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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