But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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