Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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