Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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