He kissed a someone with a penis
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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