buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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