i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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