My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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