And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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