i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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