We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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You. Win. At. Life.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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