So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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