No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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