And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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