There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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