i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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