dude i'm inner monologue high
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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