thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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