You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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