i don't like sucking hair
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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