i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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