I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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