It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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