VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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