Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize