trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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