Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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