Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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