I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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