She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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