How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
whose parrot is this?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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