Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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