I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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