I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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