i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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