It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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