I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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