I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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