HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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