Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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