She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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