Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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