its not stalking. its research.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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