You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
