two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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