I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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