We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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