You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
