Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
a search helicopter?!
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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