She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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